I don't remember my countertop fitting my height so well. What? We have variable countertop heights across all housing? When did this happen?
I saw a pink gremlin on the way to work today. Who restores a Gremlin and paints it pink? *laughs* Wait, that's a thing? Gremlins are back? What do you mean what do I mean?
I'm telling you, novelty footies are a THING, I'm not crazy!
Looks up all this stuff online, hundreds of people are getting together like conspiracy researchers trying to prove the world was different...
Actually, I'm only up because a nightmare was even crazier. Something about terrorists. Wait, I tweeted. Here you go.
I didn't mention the part about how they were getting rid of humans by mixing their DNA into linens and curtains being stripped out of old houses and put through a big grinder and then being remade into other products, so everything around us was becoming actual, real human product. *gag*
And then I dragged out of bed for a few corn chips and a lot of youtube and I think I'm done. I just watched a vid detailing how a dog's entire brain was literally and very laboriously desectioned onto silicon slides so it could be loaded into a server and exactly reassembled into computer space, and then it was uploaded into the cloud. We actually literally have a real brain copied into the cloud. A human volunteer (terminal) is already under way. Also, brain implants have been here for awhile, and some of them can switch your despondence into joy in the blink of an eye. I'll take one of those, please. Been in line a very long time for a brain chip.
Well, guess I did quite a bit on old Pinky blog, too. Here's a tag search in case you can't sleep, either.
Oh man, ran right into a good going back to sleep vid. Here you go. I think I can go back to bed now.
